IN A JUNKYARD CAR..

by *MythIsBack

Things you can do in a junkyard car

"WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE CAR?"
"...we sat in it. o__o"
"We listened to the radio"
"Did a dorky dance..."
"Floored it?"
"made up a song.."
"Ate pasta?"
"Bought a cheescake...rode a llama [yes,in the car]")
"herded sheep"
"played animal crossing"
"petted a lion.."
"ATE ANGEL FOOD CAKE!?"
"traveled to Germany!"
"Took a test"
"ACED THE TEST!"
"watched tv!?"
"WE LOST THE GAME!"
"...ate Subway.."
"We..... WERE ON A BOAT"
"We watched Shrek"
"FOUND A CAVEMAN"
"We ate airline peanuts"
"We danced some moar"
"We........ DID THE MACARENA!"
"We bought some leeks. THEN DID THE LEEK DANCE."
"We shot a cannonball"
"We ate jelly"
"we fed a chicken some cheese water"
"we acted like spies"
"we also threw mashed potatoes on the wall"
"we kissed a chipmunk"
"We bought a beret"
"We... sailed the ocean"
"I grew a mustache."
"We....  uhm.... painted our toenails"
"I also grew a beard"
"we... met a Japanese Rockstar"
"We became one hit wonders"
"We sang a pretty song"
"we gathered around the campfire"
"We slapped a clown with a fish stick"
"we gambled"
"we ate pixie sticks"
"We STOLE A BALLOON!"
"We played Twister"
"I shaved my beard"
"We kneaded dough"
"We stalked a person"
"I killed a man, WITH THIS THUMB"
"We tried to discover a cure for the Common Cold"
"We found a cure for Aids"
"We danced like funky chickens"
"I ate a pickle"
"We found a rolley polley"
"We ate more pickles"
"We.... wore wigs"
"We did the Hokey Pokey"
"We became Mobsters and met Al Capone"
"We met the Big Cheese"
"No seriously, we met a giant cheese."
"We flew a kite"
"We.....  told a joke"
"WE DING DONG DITCHED KEVIN'S HOUSE."
"We looked at old photos"
"We killed Kenny OMGZ"
"we solved a murder"
"We taught a music class"
"We had a spelling bee"
"We wrote letters to our mother's"
"We sang the F.U.N song"
"WE GREW ANOTHER BEARD"
"We trimmed hedges"
"We buried treasure"
"We fought pirates"
"We ate doughnuts"
"We bought a slap chop"
"We tipped a cow"
"We ate snickers"
"We..... Drank Soda"
"And we did all this in 5 minutes"
"We danced some more"
"We ate Pie"
"We wore top hats and monocles and screamed 'I SAY!' at everyone"
"We danced like funky chickens"
"I shaved my mustache."
"We....... Did the robot"
"I cooked for the Queen."
"WE SAVED THE NEIGHBORHOOD SQUIRRELS."
"We ate sushi"
"We.....  watched the clouds"
"In a car."
"I challanged a penguin to a slap fight. Chuck Norris won."
"We were in "This is everyone's gona die in 5 seconds town""
"I ate a sandwich with Chuck Norris."
"I met Jackie Chan"
"We went on tour with Brittany Spears"
"I played Dance Dance Revolution with Dane Cook. Santa Claus won."
"We sang Poker Face"
"I poked her face"
"We met.... THE PRESIDENT!"
"We made a jailbreak"
"We turned into Timon and Pumba"
"I wore a striped sweater. ALL THE TIIIME."
"One with a collar... TURTLE NECK!"
"We raced a turtle. Chuck Norris won again"
"We sang our ABD's. Yes, our ABD's"
"I won American Idol"
"We played Guitar Hero!"
"We counted the stars"
"We found a mouse"
"We played Mouse Trap"
"We rode a llama"
"We....  BAKED CUPCAKES!!!"
"WE DID THE LEEK DANCE AGAIN"
"We made mud pies"
"We bought an Alpaca"
"We walked the neighbor's dog"
"We met an alien"
"we owned the moon"
"We did the Monster Mash"
"We met a One-Eyed-One-Horned-Flying-Purple-People-Eater!"
"We got Mad Snail Disease"
"We talked like Patrick Star"
"We Stalked Patrick Star"
"We.... bout a gecko"
"We made a really long list of things we could do in a junkyard car"
"We shot the breeze with the mailman"
"We met Sanjiya"
"We ended this list. It's too long."
"BUT WE'LL BE BACK."